My Friend

If ever someone blocks my way,
I know you will push him off.
I ever someone shouts at me,
I know, louder back, you will shout.

If ever someone shoots me,
I know you will catch the bullet.
If ever I am buried in Saharan sand,
I know you will dig me out.

If ever I pick a fight with the Sicilian Mafia,
I know you will fight right aside me.
If ever I jump into a crocodile ridden river,
I will still know you will be near.

You are my true friend,
in all the thicks, thins, adversities which I may counter.
The harshest, toughest punches of life,
with me, I know, you will bear.

For if I ever decide,
to even kick the whole world’s ass.
I know will be there to kick it with me,
my friend, I know you will there.